I like the cut of your jib.

FUCKS

I’m 99% positive that I’ve read nearly that exact same story in a previous year’s WYTS for a different team.

I’d really like to make a gif of your wah-wah-wah dismissive wank. That was really funny.

So....DJC got the Soul Stone right?

D’s story is such obvious bullshit.

Not gonna lie, I’d be thrilled if my physique were like the ‘before’ pic.

Mike Pence thinks vanilla ice cream is too spicy

This picture says more about the Browns than any slogan.

My dry-cleaner returns my stuff with everything on the hangers not making the question mark, and I damn near have a rage stroke every time I get my clothes back.

God-DAMN that’s a great comment! Take the rest of the day off son!

I said “Yes, I know there’s lots of lines at this airport. I don’t like them either, but it’s a part of flying” about 1000 times over our spring break.

You gonna eat your fat?

I guess he answered that question himself

What’s he gonna do in 2 years when the Colts fire him, and the NFL is out of horsey teams for him to coach?

I know I’m in a very small minority, but I liked those a lot.

I wish nothing but bad things for Steve Simmons. What an asshole.

His real name is Guy Ferry for chrissake.

If the server didn’t mention the Service Charge when they dropped off the bill, you don’t owe them a dime. They’re secretly hoping you won’t notice it. And that’s real shitty.

I like Pod Save America. BUT, the commercials are unbearable and the live shows are garbage.