If I were 14, this might spark envy in my soft little brain. As a man in his 30s, I can only think that some incredibly bad decisions are going to be made in that ridiculously gaudy house, and these kids are just not ready for it.

Was that during the episode where Jake and Amy have a contest to see how many people they can arrest?

They still would have acquitted him in the Senate. That’s how afraid of Trump’s base and being primaried Senate Republicans are. They don’t cave to Trump. They cave to his crazy ass base. 

I still really love Knights of the Old Republic’s ending(s).

Republicans have been doing this since Lee Atwater and Reagan. They continually move the goal post of what constitutes real racism to the point that you can’t really be a racist unless you’re wearing a KKK outfit while burning a cross on a black family’s lawn while screaming the n-word.

There used to be a website that answered this question every year, but it couldn’t stick to sports smh

I know the guy who wrote that

Got it

Nothing could be done? HE WAS LIVING IN A DORM ROOM. 

Thank you. For a reporter to be punished by a purported news organization for accurately pointing out that he was very credibly accused of rape, is fucking insane.

STILL no love for The Lighthouse? Fuck, man. With dafriends like this, who needs Dafoes?

I too was suspicious regarding Watchmen because after the opening scene I thought it was going to try and make me feel bad for cops.

Satisfying and hilarious. “It’s tough to be a white man in America” says a US senator planning to run for president. The human eye isn’t capable of rolling hard enough, which is why that line made me laugh...right up until my brain caught up with the fact that his character isn’t a caricature. It’s an accurate…

*After* he's out of office.

As much as we all mocked those lame ass Toyota Tundra commercials, I’d love to see the Tesla do this.

I miss Splinter, but so much more this week.

Sure seems like you shouldn’t have gotten rid of Splinter.

Not a single MCU album smdh

Rudolph needs to be punished because he started a fight because he couldn’t handle getting picked apart by the Browns defense the entirety of the game and specifically getting sacked for the third time in a row.