Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Congrats! D&D is the best and you picked one of the most fun classes to play as. My advice for your first game would be:

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

And you certainly don’t run up the score by 13 goals against a team who’s ranked 40 spots below you

As such I expect Thai Chile to be a spicy one.

If only there had been some way to maintain visibility for this show...perhaps some sort of website capable of providing daily...recaps?

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

“We cannot pick and choose the federal laws we follow, or use our personal views to justify violating the law,” said a guy who represents the government of a state that only exists because of a bloody revolution in which many were killed while using their personal views to justify violating the law.

You’re not wrong, so big public revelation time: Having rewatched Infinity War a couple times, I’d probably bump it up to a B-. I do think Endgame is slightly better—there are stretches I’d call a total blast. Both have issues in my book; they just happen to be different ones.

It doesn’t really matter, but as a medieval historian, I think you should consider a couple of things.

And Guam, American Samoa, and the US Virgin Islands, while we’re at it. Citizens not having representation in a representative democracy is ridiculous. No one should be a second class citizen.

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

Adolf = 5 letters

If you want to see a comedic show in which a secret agent plays acoustic guitar, Amazon has Patriot. The depressed superspy protagonist vents his frustration with his work by performing as a folksinger whose songs contain way more classified information about his operations than would be prudent.

The thing about this show is that the characters are so strong that they read through the cardboard cutout personas they’ve been assigned. I’m glad the show didn’t waste too much time before starting to get the gang back together.

Give THE MAGICIANS regular review coverage!!!

What more could possibly be said about fucking Modern Family at this point?

Why the fuck would they carry their prayer rugs all the way across the border and then abandon them when they’re already in America? The whole goddamn story makes no sense.