Yeah sure, that’s fine. We just expect more out of the President of The United States of America. It really isn’t a big ask.

Um, Geno Smith went to West Virginia, and while he was pretty good, I’m not sure he has any “insane, untapped potential.” Just sayin’.

I have Hugh Freeze coming in first and the Brazilian Handjob guys finishing 2nd and 3rd.

I like the World Cup NIT *ducks* if it is actually a competition.

Some people wrote stuff about it

I would like to find an area where actually arrest you for NOT returning the carts.

He didn’t bring his wallet but fortunately he had a couple singles.

That’s a fine policy going forward, but maybe they shouldn’t lead players to think they can go right to the NFL if they’re good enough, then wait until after they’ve done accelerated coursework, endured the NFL’s physical workouts and interview grind, and invited friends and family to watch them get drafted only to…

Good thing it didn’t taste like ass!

Slight correction: it’s when they apply in favor of the ownership of black people.

There was a great article about this a few years back.

Take your star, you jerk.

A lot of people don’t realize that “Little B” is one of the biggest drug kingpins in Maine, according to Gov. LePage.

That leaves out two big ethnic religious groups

Something reasonable but unrealistic (“After a meeting with the commissioners, the NFL has pledged to institute a zero tolerance domestic violence policy with automatic one year suspension and loss of wages”) that they will look terrible when backtracking.

*Should HAVE been you, terriblehuman

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

Those would be pretty interesting games!