But with Brexit how are you going to find a Polish national able to do the work?

Something reasonable but unrealistic (“After a meeting with the commissioners, the NFL has pledged to institute a zero tolerance domestic violence policy with automatic one year suspension and loss of wages”) that they will look terrible when backtracking.

“Ah, a tasty morsel.”

*Should HAVE been you, terriblehuman

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

Those would be pretty interesting games!

Shoutout to you for holding a 6 month grudge against an internet bro with multiple layers of anonymity. That's dedication.

Wow. That’s an awesome idea… Thanks Hitler!

Number 3 is the best...imho

Or, in the event that the father cannot be identified within 30 days, the mother should write in state Reps. John D. Cavaletto and Keith Wheeler, who will then financially provide for the child.

Can we, like, maybe crowd source a TV show out of this? I would totally watch a TV series about an secret African astronaut who was sent to a secret Space Station in the 90s, but because of various political and conspiracy issues is left up there for a decade or two. Really, it pretty much writes itself. It’s got bad…

Rugby does this, the “penalty try,” and it really helps clean up play near the try line.

If there is one thing, one thing only Top Gun has taught us...it’s that you NEVER leave your wingman.

Given the team they’re putting on the court, can I assume they have an ongoing dispute with the NBA?

Refrigeration. The idea that you could preserve and reheat food for days or even weeks without drying or pickling it and not get sick.

Anyone else think Caine the Longshot during the video?