Would electric include conduction? I’ve used both gas and regular electric stovetops and I feel like gas cooks better.  I've heard the conduction tops are the best option but I dont have any experience to base that on.

It is perfectly acceptable to get really pissed off about what one random person says about you online. It is not acceptable to rally your fans and followers into attacking her. If one is even moderately famous or a public figure, they better get used to having people dislike them.  

The abrupt death of splinter was a shock to me.  I remember the article about how shitty g/o bigwigs were, but I didn't know they were gonna be stupid too.  The death of Deadspin is a lot sadder for me.  I wish ass the writers and editors the best and I look forward to reading you all on new websites.

I especially loved the part where the diversity director they hired after the lawsuit was filed quit and publicly stated that the company didn't care about doing the right thing, just winning the case.

Not only do the videos autoplay for me, but I've muted them during the adds and still heard the rest of the sound.  Does this happen for everyone? 

Thanks to my wife singing it to our infant son to keep him quiet, I learned this past week that it “Barbra Anne” and not “Ba Ba Br-Ram” by the Beach Boys.  I can never let her know this.

Double spaces and oxford commas for life!

I feel like d-list in this instance means any woman who won't sleep with him.

Abe Lincoln. So he could tell modern Republicans just how far away from his party they are.

Hurts is just a wonderful player and I hope Alabama is singing Cinderella right now.

I prefer to think you have this saved on your phone for multiple uses and that it wasn't made specifically for this article. 

Grated parmesan is a great way to enhance instant mashed potatoes.  Add a half cup of cheese and a half cup of milk and it really adds some great flavor. 

My money says he tries, gets the name wrong, and we end up with Oliver Stone instead 

I don’t know. I feel like the dealership has more to lose from lost work than to gain from a cut of the ad money. I wouldn’t want to be known for ridiculously over-inflating prices if I could help it so I would go in on a deal like that.

Panacea?! What do you have against tasty Italian meats?

I hear that Karenville and Beckyton are very interested in having her take on a government position.

Seeing as a street and an Avenue are supposed to run perpendicular to each other, how does a street take on the characteristics or an Avenue? Did you mean a boulevard?

Where is Mr. T when you need him?

I know very little about indy car; why are oval tracks more dangerous for indy cars than for nascar?

You know the HOA is dying to fine the shit out of the owner