I wish Morgan was taken out after her het trick. I wouldn’t have been surprised if one of the player for Thailand decided to give her a hard tackle. At the very least have her go chill with Dahlkemper in defense.

I googled who I have to fight and it’s Jackie Chan.

As someone who has served in the army I can say with authority that the Army needs to have an outside investigative and prosecutorial agency in charge of all sexual harassment and assault cases.

Arent lunch breaks required by law for employees working more than 6 hour shifts? I've worked for different places where we would get yelled at for not taking our mandatory breaks.  

Can someone give me a count on how many times fuckface supreme demanded Obama get impeached?

Very well done.  I tip my cap at you.

How about "this land is your land" by woody Guthrie.  Seeing it was written in critical response to god bless america.

I don't know much about roll cages;  are the ends near the tires okay like that?  To me it seems like they would be easy to bend inwards during a crash.

Can we just have Pelosi yell ‘no balls’ at donny and have him release people out of prisons and concentration camps and send them to places where they can get help? Sounds like a win to me....

So this is actually a great idea. Especially considering that the alternative has been family separation and detaining people under bridges. The Democrats need to tell donny how ‘they won’t stand for this!’ And watch him walk ass-backwards into a good idea.

This is a horrible take

Puerto Ricans are citizens. Residents born in other us territories are actually us nationals and I believe they have less involvement in the federal government that PR (on my phone so I’m going from memory, if I’m wrong on that I’m sorry).  Nationals have to apply for citizenship.

This gets a review, but not The Magicians

This gets a review, but not The Magicians?

This gets a review, but not The Magicians?

Mother Fucker acts like slave owners didn’t have black children by raping their slaves. 

This gets a review, but not the magicians?

Maybe this will make trump want a good library just to stick it to obummer

I don't know.  The fact that she's willing to step out of consideration for the position means she's more qualified than literally anyone else in this administration.  

So... can we get episode reviews now?