He resembles Strongsad so uncannily.

To be fair to the Heat organization, a guy like that would qualify

LEAVE SOUTH CAROLINA ALONE!

Compared to the Yankees fanbase, those are small markets.

Daulerio's checking his inbox for a scandalous email from Sarah Jessica Parker...

Re: above threats - Still nothing as bad as losing that Buzzsaw bet to Leitch.

This is almost as scandalous as the Brigham Young "Heavy Petting List"

Go Blue Hens!

Clemens played for the Red Sox? I bet Yankees fans were pissed that he defected.

Let's get Rex Ryan on this immediately!

IT WAS TEH PEDS

@GreatOdensRaven: Actually, Daulerio was probably in that first group of ejected fans.

back, and to the left...

Daulerio just comes out of the woodwork whenever it gets NSFW, right?

If roles were switched, and Wooderson were a real NFL analyst (and Collinsworth a movie character), then I bet Wooderson would similarly be one of today's most reasonable/incisive/watchable analysts. Even in a cloud of pot smoke, holding half a six pack. He'd make much more sense than Emmitt Smith.

Oh really? Maybe you want Plaxico too! HAHAHAHAHAHA

@DirkToberFest: You can get a job in NYC? That's funny, I know 10+ people**, including me, who would argue differently.

@jodark: more like Goodnight shoutyman.

She's like Mandy Moore... best watched on "mute"

anyone who has been unfortunate enough to come across my turgid prose