Hot Topic, the official clothing store of Andy Pettitte.

Murray has it in his office at the consulate.

Unfortunately, this site will end up not-so-interesting over the next week.

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: I think a paraplegic would be on the disabled list less frequently than Pavano. I agree with giving $10mil+ a year to anyone who can pitch more often.

@PermanentInjuredReserve: You mean, how to sit there nervously with a frightened look?

Antonio Bryant one-hand catch and I...

"And we've got enough teeth... for 10 people"

hahah, 74%. Poor Barbaro.

In an effort to hit him on the way out, Packers management actually took all the doors at Lambeau off their hinges and threw them all at him, his family, the state of Mississippi, and for good measure, Ben Stiller, his co-star in There's Something About Mary.

By the way, 99% of Deadspin readers are white as snow, so, you know, all these comments are being noted by the PC authorities.

Play-man: "And Paul Pierce, on the fast break!"

A prominent blogger told me last night that, after yesterday's roast, it was time to turn off the Internet, it's complete, will never get better. I disagreed. But I will admit, right now is a good time to turn off the lights and send everyone back to 1994.

Worth reblogging this: [www.alternet.org]

I thought the subhead was going to link to a joke about a rabbi and a bris.

Wow, Don Johnson has really let himself go.

Pre-2004: Approve

This got no attention over the weekend? It was easily the best post of the past week. Yes, "being a man" is definitely a lost art or lost trade or whatever you want to call it. I'm not exactly sure if there were ever that many "men" historically to begin with, but, pathetically, there are few around today. More…

Stay warm, friendo

Disagreements with the Simmons bashing: