I'm kinda bitter that the author indicated that short males were imperfect, implying that they're - hey, let's stop fucking around, we're - unappealing. You know, if you're not at least 5'10", it's just as bad as a disfiguring injury, eh?

Was Aaron Boone catching?

I would understand if paying $75,000 for a wedding earned you an effortless experience. But it turns out that a $75,000 wedding is something that requires a full year of work, something you could easily pay someone else yet another $75,000 to do for you. It's a fucking monster project that is often more complicated…

I always wanted to have dirty sex with a redhead eating oatmeal.

She's not looking as good as she used to. But how old is she again? She probably looks awesome for her age.

Moe wrote this better:

This is still going?

Actually, Moe, this looks exactly like your usual writing style, but with brainless content. It's so easy to tell that you wrote this. Ha ha ha.

Thandie: nice.

Unappetizing?

I can't wait until Lindsay Lohan releases Chinese Democracy. Then we all get free Dr. Pepper!

I once was very good friends with a black dude who worked at A&F. What's more, he definitely fucked all of his co-workers.

Or, we could just insist on parents training their kids not to be scumbags. Parents react quite sharply when their little snowflake is about to be expelled for poor behavior.

Wait, I think I've seen this before. Sebastian is going to try to get one of these girls in bed as a personal challenge, while Kathryn tries to get revenge on her ex-bf by defiling his new girlfriend. And then there's a big gooey kiss in the middle of it.

those malevolent Avril Lavigne Svengali producers The Matrix.

Reminded me of:

@GoodMorningAngels: In other words - yes, women can be insanely possessive too. I just didn't think we'd go through Title IX to demonstrate it. *wink*

@GoodMorningAngels: I do agree with you, completely. The sentiment is extraordinarily juvenile, but unfortunately the phrase is now common parlance, a quote which is often said somewhat ironically. (Did you ever know a guy who would not rush out the door of a club without even a glance at his male friends, if a…

@jeweltones: You might want to wait on that proposal until I stop feeling terrible about my crazy ex-girlfriend who I keep quarrelling with. I've already tested the patience of female Gawker commenter mistresses by discussing the matter at extreme length. (again, what separates the sane from the lost is the ability to…

Oh gawd. Where are we going with this?