Ehhh, I'm not feeling this one. Breakdown:

What'd he do to earn her back? Maybe he wrote her a love note. With a really nice pen. On a Moleskine.

@StartingAces: Dreaming of Fuck Unicorns?

I hope they're not canceling "Next of Kiln" for this.

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@landon: Won't be surprised when he ends up getting "lost" among the fraternity houses late at night.

I hear Blacksburg is the main midge breeding ground of North America. Ruh-roh!

When you turn on that bottle of Captain Morgan, does it return the favor?

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@Spectacular Sam: not as dangerous as "muff stubble". You can poke an eye out.

That's exactly what I was thinking. The Patriots needed a "test" from a mediocre NFC team with a backup quarterback starting. I am now so much more confident that the Patriots are the best team ever, and that Tom Brady's sperm is more valuable per ounce than printer ink.

@Gourmet Spud: Really? Did you miss the Bonds post earlier?

Hey, it's been 3 hours since I've heard anything about A-Rod. What gives?

Why don't we just knife down a herd of lambs in the middle of the field during halftime? It'll be part of the overall thematic tone of the game... good lord it'll be another ass-whuppin. (Though I can't wait until the Jets arrive in Gilette for their complete rectal perforation)

@DeMeco Shall Inherit The Earth: She and I could get along so well. She wants to do coke and I want to do coke off her naked body.

@CubsDynasty: Not even the cost of ARod's Prozac, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.

@Rob Iracane: Now, now, it's not the fishes' fault.

Really, good for him.

I can't name one player on either team. I'm just as bad as Simmons with the NL.

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Yeah, exactly. It's absurd that, in a society where free speech has a high value to all, no one can insinuate that we might have a problem with undereducated black kids. Bill Cosby can't say it. White people definitely can't say it. Chris Rock might be able to say it, but he's the only…