Wow, you are pretty optimistic that in 60 years there will be books or people that can read. Now excuse me, I’m late for tonight’s episode of Owww, my balls!

Goebbels is German for Bannon.

It’s like if Ignatius Reilly were evil and allowed to join a police force.

I think the only part of the New Testament they really like is Revelations, but even then, as with the rest of the New Testament, what they know is either completely wrong or grossly over-simplified.

Currently in Book 7 as we speak. Too bad he can’t be taken out by old, long, tall, and ugly ;)

All the stars (you can sleep in the desert tonight, with a million stars all around)!

Now I don’t know much about Steve King but he appears to be a caricature of conservitism. Now I have read enough Stephen King to know that he is clearly being controlled by a far more cunning and insidious puppet master who I think is really Randall Flagg.

I feel like a jackass because I answered the promposal by spray painting “Yes” on a black bear. We had a good time, though.

I’m a big fan of negging my sexual target, but only before masturbating.

Well, it certainly can’t be as good as the novel.

The similarity is that Deadspin, just like Wendy’s, United, etc. is a brand. And just like any other brand, it depends on “social engagement” (people advertising their shit for free). And it’s not just that Deadspin puts out 100% quality stuff that people can share. Like everyone else, Deadspin creates clickbait,…

>> People thought that it could restore vitality to the elderly. It’s seen as this substance that might even add years to your life, if not create immortality.<<

I smoked weed the entire month of April so I got Miley covered.

Physicist here. You have nothing to worry about from the DC field of a superconducting magnet.

Not to mention her isolation of polonium which is even more dangerous.

Lynch’s acting performance in the “Louis CK replaces Letterman” episodes of “Louie” was fucking hysterical. Best performance by a director since Chaplin.

I have this up on my wall:

I sometimes, when asked to make a toast, raise my glass and say “Here’s to your fuck.”