ALSO just while we’re on the subject, I would like to make clear to the rest of the commentariat that any time an anti-abortion person distinguishes between cases of rape and incest and other, “nastier” abortions, you know you are talking to a hypocrite and a liar who actually has no deep thoughts on the subject other…

what else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?

gotta break a few people to save you some eggs.

If not for their peculiar Prime Directive, the Federation could have given heaven to literally every other culture in the known universe. By withholding the secrets of the Holodeck and replicator (which, together, could suffice any human need or desire), they consign all other races to the same hell that humanity had…

Guys. We need to start a health insurance company for these loonies and take all their money and then laugh at them. We’ll secretly donate it all to Planned Parenthood and Wendy Davis.

Nikki was talking about Taylor. And Taylor was making it a bigger deal. Let’s all move on 💪💗🏇

Right? She had me till she brought up Tidal. That launch was so botched it was like they were trying to fuck up.

Taylor took her music off spotify and was applauded. We launched Tidal & were dragged.

It’s like asking why we come to Gawker and Jezebel even though there’s trolls a’plenty.

Between sips of his Mimosa, Eisenberg’s eyes widened. He waved for his personal masseuse to stay her hand. It was then that he realized the many ways his penthouse suite at ComicCon was not unlike the attic of the Anne Frank House.

The Original and still classic.

Superman caused Wayne Tower 9/11. Superman can melt steel beams.

I’m sorry guys, I just can’t deal with this and I’be tried. It feels so disingenuous to release this, and editors can be butchers. When the announcment was made I thought someone is taking advantage of that woman in her old age. When my Grandmother was in her hospice bed on the last day I saw her she inscribed her…

Guys, I found a picture of this baby’s future!

And yet they cringe at the words vagina and uterus

I feel so sad that you didn’t get the joke.

They would agree, the spoiled shits!

Did you just criticize our government with no fear of retaliation? Try moving to a country where they’ll chop your head off for saying some mildly critical things about the dictator in charge. Life is not a zero sum game. You’re operating on simplistic and naive assumptions. The whole world is evil. In the relative…

I like a lot fo cookies, but yes. Cookie dough is great. Cookie dough is really neat. Cookie dough is made of meat. Yay Gamera!

The OED is the best dictionary of English. It catalogs the language as it is actually used by people, slang and all. As it should.