this whole thing is fifty shades of cray

Randy Howard fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed

Is this a joke? I’m funny? Funny how? I mean funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you? Whattya mean funny?

Yes, the many many leprechaun magazines should represent black and white leprechauns EQUALLY. That is what equality is, sheeple!

When you get the chance make sure you check out the Andy Griffith video to F*** the Pain Away. It makes it all worth it.

The only show that can take literally the worst movies in history and make them entertaining as shit. I contend that show has had the best comedy writers in television history.

That’s because MST3K is the best show ever made.

You want to feel alone? Try not liking OITNB and GoT. Very lonely, indeed.

hopefully with hugs for everyone!

If we get to see Cragen holding another monkey, I’m all for it.

“I dissed a girl (and I liked it)“

Me. I love me cow’s milk on my cereal and to have a nice cold glass of chocolate milk for dessert. I’m also a monster who eats ice cream, cheese, and yogurt. Mmmm dairy. I’m not lactose intolerant, whee!

If a piece has worth simply because it attracts vitriolic comments, then there are some true artists hanging out on the Gawker/Jezebel forums. Some people can attract dozens, possibly even hundreds of angry, aggressive comments merely by writing a single-sentence post feigning extreme ignorance or insensitivity to the…

This episode of Law and Order: SVU just keeps getting better! It started out being about college rape epidemics and it will meander over to cyber crimes, and before you know it the conclusion will be about smuggling gibbons in basketballs.

Crystal clear statements? This thing is an entire contradiction. Watch but if you do, you’re raping me. This is not a reenactment, but the time stamps are the same. This is a separate art project, but tons of details are the same. The whole thing is a riddle, and I don’t even think she knew exactly what she wanted.

That article was so fucking ridiculous. I was like “hey, we’re also the only species that has agriculture too, should we stop growing food?! And oh yeah, we’re also the only species that wears pants!”

I don’t drink milk often. But that article is so bad, like so unbelievably bad, that I want to replace all liquids in my diet with milk out of spite for that writer. If they fired everyone at Jezebel, and contacted the employers of their families and had their family members fired too all because of that article I…

me.