Left his tip, eh?

Right? Especially if his "method" was a blow job -you can't start out seducing someone with a blow job. They are already seduced by then.

when I find myself in the company of a dificult person while at a restaurant I tend to get, really really paranoid that we are going to get our food tampered with by asociation

Not a single mention of Guy Fieri?

furthermore, if the average volume of ejaculate is typically between 2.5 and 5 ml, we're looking at a cumulative ten+ gallons of cum. Ewwww.

Does it mention how many tubes of lube she needed? Cause I'm assuming she needed a metric FUCK TON.

noted dick bucket Piers Morgan

Man, that waiter from Lisbon from last week is going to be really upset when he comes here and eats all our bread.

The naval story gained notoriety shortly thereafter, prompting a full investigation and a series of Congressional hearings.

"merde d'artiste" lives on.

Out of curiosity, why are you even asking him? All MRAs have the exact same talking points. If you've seen one MRA rage wank, you've seen them all.

Wow. What a one-sided article. The vote spam is actually about ethics in games journalism.

...your sister. (Oh dear God what is wrong with me?)

Agreed. This could be fake but, like, it doesn't have to be. (I am also pretty gullible, though. One time I was working at a day program and the subject of wolves came up and I got all excited and went, "Guys! DID YOU KNOW that wolves will often adopt human children and raise them lovingly as their own? I will look it…

"Hmm. Well, on one hand, he always takes the garbage out and he has great abs and we both love dogs, but, on the other hand, he's kind of fucking his sister a little bit. What should I do, internet?"

I clicked on this article thinking a woman couldn't stop dating men that were sexing her sisters, which made me grateful to have awesome sisters. But then I read it and was just all like ewwwwwww.

And then I was grateful that I have only have sisters.

AND NOW...I finally understand what "Jawwdinz" is without having to watch the video. Riff Raff is the guy who has elbow sex with his sister Magenta, and I'll be out of you young 'uns hair as soon as I get these here new tennis balls fitted on my walker.

"When it's dark, all you see is corn." ::CALLS 911 IMMEDIATELY AFTER JUST READING THIS STATEMENT::

BUT NOT RED