Sure. And “ain’t” isn’t a word, either. You’re fighting a losing, perhaps lost, battle. But I respect you for it!

Colloquial irony, as I’m sure you know. But I can tell you’re on a mission...

The Ixchel!

Praying for a good Golden Compass adaptation would seem to be the height of irony...

Hot take. Any thoughts on <i>Catcher in the Rye </i>?

So they can collect valuable Internet martyrdom points from being “censored"

“Catholic Health Initiatives argued that her twins were not people.”

If Fox owns the X-men rights, how could it have been too expensive to have more of them? I don’t get studio accounting.

Hey! Someone who knew who Ryn Weaver was BEFORE this article!

Puppet wrangler? There were no puppets in this movie!

OR dealing with coding limitations in the 1950s they naively assumed would be fixed by the time it became an issue.

He’ll mix it up with “Gimme Shelter"

You like cheese and peanut butter??? I thought I was alone!

“The motivation in boys was to make masturbation more difficult”

Yeah, a megalopolis center of culture and finance, no strategic value there...

It’s huge!

You have no water bill?

It’s difficult to think of an artist less like Potter than Quentin Blake, unless maybe Stephen Gammell

Call on the field is: improper use of a “cumming” pun. 15 yard penalty.

He’s no racecar, that’s for damn sure