Praying for a good Golden Compass adaptation would seem to be the height of irony...

Hot take. Any thoughts on <i>Catcher in the Rye </i>?

So they can collect valuable Internet martyrdom points from being “censored"

“Catholic Health Initiatives argued that her twins were not people.”

Hey! Someone who knew who Ryn Weaver was BEFORE this article!

Puppet wrangler? There were no puppets in this movie!

He’ll mix it up with “Gimme Shelter"

You like cheese and peanut butter??? I thought I was alone!

“The motivation in boys was to make masturbation more difficult”

It’s difficult to think of an artist less like Potter than Quentin Blake, unless maybe Stephen Gammell

Call on the field is: improper use of a “cumming” pun. 15 yard penalty.

He’s no racecar, that’s for damn sure

All I have to say is: GIMME PIZZA P I Z Z A

You don’t have to be lonely, at bigotsonly.com...

Eagles, Santana, et al., are now granddad bands, scary as that sounds.

Every picture of him is a dick pic.

It speaks to my ancient australopithicus heart soil

Can’t they both be mediocre, regardless of race?

I watch DVDs that are older than her soul

The best non-carol Christmas song is “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)“ by Darlene Love. This is not open to debate.