Wilford?

More lIke Adele Dazeem

He’s now made entirely out of tin.

It’s the personification of Rand Paul’s id.

I read this in Tina Belcher’s voice

Hey, it worked!

No, because 1. He’s too good for this and 2. He’s 137 years old

First sex act found via random search on Urban Dictionary

Ahem! That’s Middle English!

My wife and I must have been the only people to like her sitcom. It was rough, but I thought it was getting better by the end of season 2. Abother season, and maybe it would have taken off.

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die” — Mel Brooks

English trivia! In Old English “man” was gender neutral. “Were” and “Wyf” were the masculine and feminine prefixes: wereman and wyfman. Were died out, except in describing lycanthropes, and wyf and wyfman survive as “wife” and “woman”.

It’s true, John Lithgows are a serious problem in today’s world

Was there that much snow west of the Continental Divide? I hope so. A friend was at Hoover Dam last week and the pictures were alarming.

Greater Cincinnati. So there's TWO reasons for you to avoid us :D

Thank you! I will try them as soon as I scrape up the cash! I dont LIKE using bottled, and if I can get a good filter I will be thrilled!

A little sodium is what makes it palatable. Pure water is not nice to drink.

It's not the burbs, it's the farms. Agriculture is what soaks up the water.

Brita is one of the several filters I've tried, tho. My water is grossly hard. It tastes like rust, chalk, and wormy puddles.

Benjamin Franklin was a member of that cult.