Why? They kept it outside for centuries. What are non-flash photos going to do?

Why? Do you want to punch Terry Gilliam, and the Simpsons animators and the thousands of other people who have goofily riffed on these very artworks?

It is tragic that she broke that very important rule and now those great works of art are destroyed for all time.

I wish you'd had my mom... The one time I was seriously bullied, the vice-principal pulled the ol "Donnie is a really good boy, Mrs Schlosser" routine. Mom went into rabid-shewolf mode and said that was a load of shit, and if the Principal didn't put a stop to it, our (nonexistent) attorney would, post haste

You magnificent son of a bitch! I read your book!

As far as anyone knows, it's just the one anecdote, albeit one that's been repeated many times.

Ha!

You'd release a cloud of sperm from your cloaca, over her eggs?

And not as original as using a giant Japanese spider crab!

Damn you, 8 minutes too slow!

To borrow a phrase, "unforgivable blackness"

Ah yes... the "Quentin Tarantino Racist", a more elaborate form of the "My Black Friends Say it's Cool if I Say it Racist"

Any woman I find dumb or wrong, I call a dyke.

Sketchy?

Isn't it Dunham's thing that she's super white? What has she appropriated? Not a fan of hers, just curious...

Hell, she's only on point about racism about 50% of the time as it is.

Kanye: 21 Grammys

my RHYMING Becktionary

Babies that age smile from gas. It's not a real smile.

She should have responded the gawker approved way: sending the kid quotes from Hitler. That would sure learn 'im!