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But I like Henchman 21…

Yeah, I mentioned to some friends that parts of LA are in the upswing and that I'm tempted to head south on the 101 to see what the buzz is about. They were skeptical and bitched about the traffic, but I just want to eat truck tacos with Ty Segall.

No, I'm totally aware (that's a great WTF episode, too). And you can't forget Reverse Shark Attack in all it's weirdness. It just seems like most people are like, "MC's great, but he's the poor man's Segall," which I think would be a very frustrating thing to hear, at least so consistently.

I saw him in Portland a week ago. None of the new songs gripped me like MCi or MCii, but I wouldn't be surprised if he rebounded a little stronger with his fourth effort. He's allowed a less forceful 3rd after a solid 1st and 2nd.

Heard about the breast-milk ice-cream in the UK?

It was so Kafkaesque.

Jon Snow turned down his chance for vengeance because he wants to be honorable like Ned Stark. Arya doesn't give a damn about anything except vengeance, so I'm betting she'll take the first opportunity to split once she's learned the tools of the trade.

I liked the first patch of singles from PP. Then Gossamer and I thought PP was beyond redemption. A tepid B+ will give me hope that at least 2 songs will be ok to listen to at the gym. The real win is that I'll even bother to give PP another chance.

Norm became the Lich. Poor Fat ol' Norm.

That's maybe my favorite that I've heard on this list. That and Cheers.

I thought the same thing. If I could upvote you twice, I would.

You been reading the Nihilism Funnies?

I considered that, but I thought it was just a way to make the furniture sound more intellectual and condescending. Sounds better than "Ice King."

Well, goddamn. I guess I'm the wizard at this furniture party :(

Crying into baby diapers was almost too sad as a joke, but I guess the kids in the audience laughed at the visual gags. Those vicious nerds.

Supposedly his girlfriend is whizzing around on a carpet, looking for a cure. I assume some character development is in the cards.

You been reading my sentient dream diary? Bastard!

Rex, maybe the humor was just over your head. You're so…obtuse.

Whoa, I just realized: They reference Nietzsche and Aristotle. Has Adventure Time ever reference real world historical figures before? I can't recall…

I heard it was even more splatter-porney than the original. Like, not in a good way. But this youtube video was better than I expected. I will watch the sequel this weekend.