Man, Ted is looking old.
*looks in mirror*
Fuck! So am I!

Though I fortunately didn't lose any of my canine companions (condolences), I did have a pretty shitty week, what with my dad breaking his hip last Saturday and me having to deal with that all week. Finally got him checked into a rehab hospital Thursday evening and then this congressional failure on Friday afternoon…

They were running the Will Hurd ads during local Spurs broadcasts on Fox Sports Southwest for the last week or so. I wanted to throw something at the TV. But after what happened Friday, I couldn't be happier.

If the current administration runs its course, her name will be Ofbrad.

I guess I should have phrased it a little differently, maybe "most people that hated the movie had not read the book." In general, I suppose I shouldn't generalize.

From the various reactions I saw on the internet regarding Cloud Atlas, my takeaway was people who read the book beforehand loved the film (I'm one of those), and folks that had not read the book hated it.

Zug-zug!

Given his Twitter output, I'm really glad that the President hasn't discovered this Snapchat application.

But did anyone top her performance in Caveman?

Perhaps it's actually a giant clitoris.

Maybe he got confused and they're really working on a gritty re-boot of "Becket." Woody's gonna have his work cut out for him filling the shoes of Richard Burton. I wonder who will take Peter O'Toole's place as Henry II?

Maybe he'll get killed in a horrible fashion. Would you pay to see that?

At the end of the trailer I saw, they show the parachutes opening on an Apollo capsule above the ocean. All I could think of was…
"Thank you Ripley, that will be all."
"Goddammit, that's not all! 'Cause if one of those things gets down here then that *will* be all! And all this… This *bullshit* you think is so…

Well, I certainly like it better than his last hit, "My Ding-a-Ling."

Isn't it essentially that Hangman game I played in 3rd grade?

Stamp collecting makes less of a mess in your basement.

Hopefully he at least still thinks the world is spherical.

My dad quit smoking weed three or four years ago, in his mid-70s. This Saturday, at age 80, he fell off a ladder, broke his pelvis and fucked up his arms and his face, had to be airlifted to a hospital in San Antonio, surgery yesterday, still waiting to find out how he's going to be recovery-wise. I would suggest…

The Big Dumbdamental.

I wish he had worn a green suit jacket too.