Hate to rain on your parade, but we're all gonna be dead in 7 years (source: guy pictured at top of page)

There's been plenty of lulz, as long as you look past the breathtaking incompetence and horrifying policy.

President of what?

The anus is on them.

Or Julia's Goatse, for that matter.

Mmmmm, fluffernutter!

Couldn't they just use the flashlight app on their phones?

OTOH, there IS some pretty reprehensible shit going in NC, as well.

Man, I hate Virginia Nazis.

I wonder what his airspeed is when he's fully laden.

"Almost universally positive" feedback. Well of course. The only people that are going to watch him are just as breathtakingly awful and horrible as he is.

Trump probably has an "innie."

We're all going to die.

I don't believe Trump knows how to work a laptop.

And they're all transgender!

Well, we know he didn't learn that word from watching Carl Sagan in "Cosmos."

There was a local chain In El Paso back in the late 80s that sold 5 burgers for a dollar. Sure, they were the size of sausage biscuits, but after a night of carousing, me and the fellas could polish off 10 bucks worth with no problem. They were great, and no one ever puked.

See also: enforced busing in South Boston, early 1970s.

As a native Masshole who has lived in San Antonio for over 40 years, the Republican Trump-fellating of my Mass relatives still continues to gobsmack me.

LBJ too. And look at all the cool shit he got done (please avert your eyes from Vietnam, thanks).