Whenever someone tries to fistbump me, I cover their fist with my palm and say "paper covers rock." They all probably think I'm an asshole.

No shit. My whiskey consumption has doubled since January 20th, and that's just so I can get to sleep. The booze is going to kill me before the willful destruction of the social safety net ever will.

Yeah, but he'll still be running his escort service from the top of Four Seasons.

Make sure your hair is perfect.

Shit, I'm gonna get taken out by the first pack of feral cub scouts that comes by the house, post-apocalypse.

My 80 y.o. dad says the reason Trump is reversing all the stuff Obama did is because he has a small dick. Napoleon, Hitler, all small dicks.

Kid Rock is definitely the heir apparent to assume the throne of Michigan's Most Obnoxious Right Wing Asshole from Ted.

Funny thing is, Skynyrd's lyrics were pretty progressive. Its their fucktarded South is Gonna Rise Again fans that don't get it. Kinda like Paul Ryan liking Rage Against The Machine. Read the lyrics, Paul!

I turned 58 today. Hopefully I'll be dead before things get as bad as you are predicting.

Unless you are referring to a different song, I'd hardly think of Werewolves of London as a "hillbilly anthem." But I hate that fucking All Summer Long fucking "song."

A guy that can rhyme "trying different things" with "smoking funny things" will surely be able to sponsor some great legislation.

Whoa, I like to watch!

I'm getting old and my health is not stellar. Hope I make it to the conclusion.

I don't know, as slow as the dial was moving in the meter I doubt if there was enough juice available to electrocute a mouse.

"Gatorade, its got electrolytes."
Jimmy knew about electrolytes 3 years before Idiocracy was released.

Well, I stand corrected. I've never understood the attraction (and I like drugs), because every time I've been prescribed them, I haven't been able take a dump until I stopped. Fuck that.

Most disappointing: no Mike this week.

I can't imagine anyone getting hooked over a broken arm. Chronic back pain? Sure.

IIRC, they sold them new for almost full retail, and also sold the used rentals. Then they sold their whole stock when they went out of business. I own many of these.

It was great seeing Howard give Chuck the shaft there at the beginning. Haha haha!