Or Turkish Air.

Pffft. They'll just ignore them, just like when they're not flying.

It's still pretty loud around any Air Force base that flies fighters or bombers.

Plus they fuck up the ozone layer if they fly that high regularly.

The graphic reminds me of those old drawings that showed how to most efficiently lay out captured Africans in the hold of the slaving ships for the Africa-North America run, back in the 1700s and 1800s..

They should just make the children ride in the baggage hold, like they make large dogs and other animals.

Or any other plebeian member of the hoi-polloi, for that matter.

Me too! I'd hate to be responsible for the government running out of money and the president having to forgo his weekly golf trips to Mar-a-Lago.

I'd like to see Al Capone's tax returns. I mean, he did go to jail for tax evasion. Get on it, Geraldo.

If it didn't have Kurt Russell, then fuck it.

I thought that one they did a couple years back was a prequel to Carpenter's The Thing rather than a remake. Didn't see it myself, so I could be misinformed.

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The prop gun was fired from the roof of a flying dogghouse.

Yet another remake/reboot? Help meeee!

Holy NAMBLA, Batman!
POW!
BOFF!

Wait till you see what they did with the sybians.

I'm glad they don't have an app for my hand/forearm to keep track of fapping. I guess it would be called a fapp.

I suppose that's true. But I understand that's she's really nice, smart, and all that kinda stuff, too.

Actually, Biden's wife is a pretty nice looking lady, he probably doesn't even feel the need to stray.

Only if he lets me drive his 1967 Corvette 427.