"Take into consideration wind direction, wind velocity, and distance when aiming your shot."

'Sup, dawg?

Well, he knows wherefrom he speaks since his dad was involved in the Kennedy shooting.
Oh wait, wrong Cuban republican senator. Carry on.

Liberals should hang their heads in shame about this. No conservatives ever wished ill on the president when Obama was in office.

His life would have been eased considerably were he a Muslim, since he could just say "I divorce thee" three times and could have avoided all that court stuff with his first and second wives, and later on with his current wife when it's time to trade in for a newer model..

Or maybe they're counting on the institution of martial law and the cancellation of the elections.

Bone spurs! Deferment here I come!

Except they probably don't "believe" in plate tectonics or any of those fake science so-called "facts."

Leaving sarcastic comments on the internet, that's how I want to go.

Here are your grade point averages. Mr. Kroger: two C's, two D's and an F. That's a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman?
0.2… Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? 1.6; four C's and an F. A fine example you…

"Ya wanna stop sucking on my arm, lady?"

But do you use Johnny Rotten-recommended Country Life Butter?

George Burns is rolling in his grave.

Sad!

Even a blind Vietnamese finds a hate-filled racist now and then.

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It's a splinter group of the Ent Liberation Organization!

If he does this in his Sgt. Dignam persona from the Departed, I'd be okay with it.

Stay away from Ayn Rand. You only have so many years on this planet.

How does a mathematics major have time to spend on this website?
Honestly, this kinda crap annoys me too.