At least "WAZZUP" was funny the first time.

"We've switched this ferocious pit bull with the adorable puppy. Let's see if kitty notices."

I went, but I left when they showed the title of the movie during the beginning credits.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

I hope they cover "Play That Funky Music White Boy" by Wild Cherry!!!

Come on, man. This isn't one of those simplistic sites where I have to resort to the '/s' or *sarcasm off* to denote sarcasm, is it?

I hit $900 on a slot machine right outside the HOB in Mandalay Bay in Vegas, while waiting outside for friends to show up to go in and see Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers. Roger had just walked by and we had chatted for a few minutes, so I guess he was a lucky talisman, since I've never won shit in Vegas ever since.

As usual, San Antonio gets skipped by the major tours.

It was Frankfurt Germany and I was 13, so I guess I could have bought a beer; since it's been almost 45 years, I don't have much recollection of the setlist. I went by myself and my mind was mostly blown by PEOPLE SMOKING MARIJUANA and not immediately slipping into heroin addiction (I was right on the cusp of…

As an old person whose first concert was Led Zeppelin in 1973, all I can say is "welcome to my world, you fucking young whippersnappers!"

I'd have to push around one of those rolling baker's racks full of the damn things.

To quote the go-to New Yorker cartoon caption, "Christ, what an asshole!"

So Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing" was actually about secret surveillance? Huh, I thought the go-to surveillance song was "Every Breath You Take" by the Police.

Saul Goodman's brother Chuck McGill gives KellyAnne two thumbs up!

You should see the great pics the CIA gets from ear- and nostril-hair trimmers.

I'd really like to read ZMF's take on the current shenanigans. It would probably be very refreshing at this point.

I keep kicking myself in the ass for taking the red pill instead of the blue pill.

"Flo likes dairy?!?!?

I think that, like White People's Day, it's every day. At least based upon personal experience.

Yeah, but if you get the wrong assignment, you end up with your eyes gouged out with a corkscrew down in Mexico.