Take a good look. That's what the rest of America is going to look like, probably sooner rather than later.

Helpful hint: Ctrl-F

We're not going to survive this, are we?

“I believe that sometimes they don’t have sources. I believe that a lot of the sources are made up. I believe a lot of the sources are pure fiction. They just pull it out of thin air,”
Just because that's your modus operandi, Donald, doesn't make it everyone else's.

Obama sent me a text asking me to participate in the protests. On my free Obamaphone. But I was busy.

But Obama put his feet up on the coffee table! Disrespectful and uppity!1!11!!

Only problem with that scene is that scorpion stings are about as deadly as a bee sting. I've been stung a dozen times over the last 40 years with nothing worse than a little swelling and minor pain.
First time I got stung after moving to TX, though, I flipped out and thought I was going to die because all I knew…

Ballplayer. Has a 13-year-old's giggling fascination of '69.'

Mentioned above, Jared Diamond (no shit, look him up).

Exception to the rule: Jared Diamond (how about that!), scientist and author of such gems as Germs, Guns, and Steel and Collapse.

Rob Gronkowski's fingerprints are all over this.

You know how you say 'my struggle' in German? That's right, "Mein Kampf."

Great. This will probably elicit yet another mirror-gazing tweet from the narcissist-in-chief.

Snow? Sorry, global warming will put a stop to that nonsense.

He flew the F-102 Delta Dagger, a supersonic fighter jet. They were pretty old planes by that time, this was back when the Air Guard flew the older stuff being superseded in the regular Air Force. But they were fighters (hence the "F" designator).

I voted for Reagan twice, but I was young and stupid and in the Navy (he did give us some nice pay raises). I got much better when I went to college. And then convinced my dad that voting Republican was a stupid thing for him to do. He's been much better since then too (1990 or so).

John Wick is who you send to kill the boogeyman/Baba Yaga.

Still waiting for the Viagra to kick in.

I do recall, while he was still in office, GWB actually talking about some history books that he read during his term. A president who reads!

Can't do a little cause he can't do enough.