Let me check, I'll be right back.

What is the sound of one palm clapping?

As both a ninny and a twit, I've been eliminated.

Damn, that sucks. I am sure someone has already made the obligatory " Game over, man!" quote below. My favorite line of his was in Predator 2, "I went to the doctor and was told I needed to give a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample. I said Doc I'm in a big hurry, can I just leave you my underpants?"…

Oddly enough, there's no mention of this on the Fox News website that I can locate.

"All the baby boomers who are retiring and smoking for the first time and discovering that there's a way to get fucked up without the hangover will tell him to fuck off."
My old man was born in 1937 and doesn't qualify as a baby boomer, but after he retired from 24 years in the Air Force, he took to the weed with a…

Maybe just held it in their mouth for a minute, though.

They go around fixing the cable?

I ended up going to the emergency room several weeks ago for what turned out to be only bruised ribs. They don't call it "falling-down drunk" for nothing. At least it happened at home; less embarrassing that way.

But not Charles Nelson Reilly!

Don't despair. I was up in MA back in January, and, although they're not handing it out like party favors when you get off the airplane, I must say that my nephew had some pretty good weed.

Triumph of the Shrill.

"Make me a sammich and iron my bedsheets, sweetheart!"

It's been done.
—-William Shatner

I like to pretend that all his bullshit is just an act, some kind of performance art. That way, it's brilliant, not terrifying.

I'm glad that whoever let the dogs out did so before the dogs crapped on the carpet.

Maybe a beat-to-shit 1969 Boss 429 Mustang Hot Wheels.

The world-building is what I liked best. The scenes in the office where they took the phone calls for the assassination contracts were my favorites—-I think there were 100 years of office implements being used: manual typewriters, weird 70s-style computers, rotary phones with the blinking lights for the different…

I think that's just one of the hazing things they make vexillologists go through to join the flag club.

Why jump the tape? Just blast right through it. It's not like it's made of razor wire. Still, awesome.