Poor Mr. Loopner.

That guy in Slacker told me that we've been on the moon since the '50s.

His command of the 400 words that his vocabulary encompasses is simply awe-inspiring!

They asked him to choose between knighthood and Barbara Bach. I think he chose wisely.

This has been happening to me for the last few days. Very annoying.

I use the NFL Network for that purpose.

The Trump presidency is really a time machine. Unfortunately, the controls are stuck and the only time and place to which it can take you is 1933 Germany.

When you're setting up an authoritarian dictatorship, one of the first things you have to do is emasculate/marginalize the press. So this figures.

Inferiority complex. Those basketball players often have large hands.

You're assuming that we're still going to be a democratic country next time around. That may be somewhat optimistic.

Seems an appropriate time to break out some Tom Lehrer.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I guess being clinically insane might have something to do with it.

Never thought I'd be nostalgic for the good times we had under GW Bush.

Wait, dude's a fucking Romulan?

Well, I'm sure he'll get the votes of all his buddies down at the methadone clinic.

Bob Seger seems pretty level-headed.

Hooked up with Madonna, too!

I was kinda pissed at the 28-3 mark, as I had ordered a polo
from Patriots Pro Shop the previous week with the Pats logo and the SB LI logo
on it, I was thinking, “shit, I’m never going to be able to wear that shirt now
since it will remind me of this ignominious defeat. What a waste of a hundred
bucks.” I was happy to…

Maybe he wants to make a movie about Savage Pellucidar.

What on earth can you possibly spend $2 million dollars on every month?