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As I was watching that, I had a feeling Tillman would follow up “if you’re so smart” with “then why are you dead?”, but it was the addition of the word “so” that made it darkly hilarious. Graves isn’t just dead, he’s so dead.

This. Gator seemed to know more about what happened to Linda than Dot did. I don’t get my jollies from seeing people tortured, but if Gator backs Roy to some kind of end and then Roy turns on him because that’s what Roy always was, and Gator knew it...that’s just storytelling.

You knew he was a snake all along, Gator.

Mandy Moore is delightful. That is all.

I always ask the question of this type of fan theory: what would it add to the story? What would be the significance of it being a dream? For example, I remember reading somewhere that some people thought that Phoebe in ‘Friends’ was daydreaming about being friends with five other people she saw through a coffee shop

“It’s all a dream” or “The characters are all really dead/are in purgatory or something” are like 90% of fan theories I see, and they’re dumb.

What’s a Ziwe?

I feel like we don’t talk about Beverly Hills Cop enough in terms of series that went from awesome to terrible. The first movie is a stone classic, the second is mediocre 80s excess and the third is about as awful as any cash-in sequel you’ll ever see.

It’s all ridiculous, but I think there’s some genuine insight here into how the wealthy view the world.

“K is a great cure for depression!” — Dr. Elon Musk, about 3 years ago

They’ve tried to develop new characters, but it felt contrived and they were all basically invincible. The sisters aspect could’ve been interesting, but even that’s gone now. Just kill it already.

The biggest star who ever appeared in these movies was killed in the franchise’s very first scene.  I’m not convinced people go to these movies because of the cast.

lmao so now you’ve disabled comments on certain articles like the “future of video game movies” one? haha jesus christ

I take exception of the term “unproven”.

Sam Kinison was exhausting as Fuck! AHHHH AHHHHH!!!

This is great — something the “old” AVClub would do. While certainly people have been thinking about this performance lately for obvious reasons, I don’t think most of us really stopped to think about the actor himself (I didn’t even know his name) and how he got to play Napoleon.

We sophisticated types call it “gauche.”

There’s another common thread with the MCU’s best films that is now missing: the Russo Brothers.

In case this site’s comment section (or the AV Club as a whole) doesn’t make it to 2024: It was an honor shitposting with you all on this continually sinking ship. We were the band on the Titanic, playing an infinite loop of Yakety Sax.

In response, Russell Brand took a page from The AV Club’s Godzilla show review: no comment.

a rescue to killing everyone rather than leave witnesses to how he couldn’t save everyone.