“Dooby-dooby-doo, motherfucker!”

III gets closest to the McClane of Die Hard than any other Die Hard movie. Probably because he’s hungover and looks like shit throughout most of it. 

i’m not much of a fan either, but anyone with an interest in drums and drummers knew his name.

Sure, have a human fuck a duck and the movie’s “terrible”, but have the human fuck a fish and they hand you Oscars.

He will. We all will. Life is a vale of tears, ended only by-wait, what were we talking about?

I absolutely love this one.

She’s a strong independent acid snake in the skin-suit of a strong independent woman.

You don’t take a Ferrari like Tiya Sircar and just have her sit in the garage as a personality-free sidekick on an  awful sitcom like this 

No, I don’t think it was made in an effort to scoop Black Widow, a character who already appeared in several very popular movies, on the technicality of her not having appeared in a solo movie yet. If anything, it might have been the popularity of that character that suggested this could also work. I don’t imagine…

Wait, let me see if I have this straight: Red Sparrow, an R-rated spy thriller based on (IIRC) an airport novel, was a “disgusting” attempt to scoop Black Widow... a movie that (a.) had nearly a decade to be made before finally shooting in 2019 (b.) would not have been the “first female superhero movie” even if it had…

You know, I always wanted to be in a in a superhero movie, and the Russo brothers were really nice to work with because they allowed me to do what I wanted to do. I don’t know if it’s a small role, but it was an integral part of the movie and I enjoyed it and I hope to do some more stuff. I love doing the superhero…

I don’t think we really *need* to talk about it. 

Why not? Why not reward work that is impactful, rather than merely competent?

I know it’s just an aside here, but Marisa Tomei is capital-G Great in My Cousin Vinny.

That was kind of amazing, actually. He just walked into the finale and took it over with a nearly episode length monologue. And it was captivating. That was just a really natural and charismatic piece of extended genre acting. The show still feels hung together with duct tape and fond wishes, it’s been a bit too…

I know you gotta clean up the title, but it’s dumb as S that they say “FBoy” instead of the infinitely funnier “[bleep]Boy.”

I kinda needed a sunday morning giggle, and this was it. Thank you!

A Silent (but Deadly) Place

That picture, hoo boy.
Cryptozoologists doing the Reservoir Dogs walk is about a 0.218 on the badass scale. However, if they do actually manage to capture a sasquatch and teach it to ride a unicycle then it shoots up to a solid 10, no questions asked.