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It was cute and fun and seemed to get a good audience response from the people who were there. Not sure how you’d promote it more to the point (i.e. cute and fun), except maybe pushing the big spectacle harder would’ve made it look less like a wait-for-streaming movie for some. (unfortunately much of the spectacle is

In a world...where time can stop when you say “time, stop!”

I know I’ve seen these movies, though I couldn’t tell you anything about them except that the first movie has a murder maze. (I do like a nice murder maze.) However, isn’t this an extremely rare set of YA adaptations that actually got to the end? That’s kinda remarkable, really; there are so many that didn’t get past

The Country Television Universe. There’s gonna be sheriffs and badges and trucks and beer and whiskey and short shorts with long, tan legs up on the dashboard and rhyming “girl” with “world” a lot and trying that in a small town and tailgatin’ parties and swimming in a river in the moonlight

Slideshows are terrible, obviously, but with this new version of the “tell us your email” prompt, they just got worse. Well done, I guess.

I wonder when we’re ever going to stop having that “industrial metaverse” ad flogged at us.

Well I’m glad that Pauly Shore doesn’t think he knows me.

All this HP shit came up after my time - when I was 25 or so - but before long it was pretty clear that this is as close to another Star Wars as we’d gotten, in terms of just massive cultural penetration. People my own age were telling me it’s like Real Literature, the movies were huge, it spawned a plethora of

3 and New Vegas were my first ones but holy shit were they game-breakingly buggy. The only thing that made these games even viable was my own stubbornness. How can something that broken make it to market?

Sexy babies put all their points in endurance.

I would’ve liked to have gone in without the big spoiler, but thought it was a blast anyway. If you didn’t get anything out of the vampire movie where the cast is generally delightful and some of them explode, I don’t know what to tell you.

Aren’t the John Wick movies already basically the gangster planet from Star Trek?

Considering it now. Will this show swing me one way or another?

If that’s at all true, it didn’t become true for a while; for years after BWP nobody was calling anything “found footage” and the whole approach seemed so singular to that movie (Cannibal Holocaust’s 19 years in the mirror notwithstanding) that any attempts to knock it off were considered embarrassingly obvious, like

And allowed herself to have her face licked by Schneider, on camera, for a moment that made it into trailers.

I’m not sure I’ve read a single good thing about this show.

Question though: I missed how the Vault 32 people were supposed to be able to get to Vault 33, if going to the surface is so unthinkable.

I don’t mind something like this throwing too much at us, but showing us the sky in Maximus’s story did really fuck with the vibe.

I really like Q except for the monster, which is like...Full Moon quality, if that.

It’s also wonderful because drunk, hot-mess Anne Hathaway is a fine Anne Hathaway indeed.