What is this, a review? A recap? A trailer announcement?

If Linda groomed Dot to feed to Sheriff in order to make her own getaway, how did Sheriff’s current (ly abused) wife get into the picture? I’d hate to think Dot did the same thing to her.

I’ve got one family member who is gonna be pissed.

If you told me Bay and Snyder graduated from film school at the top of their respective classes, I’d believe you, even as I cringe and squirm through some of their movies.

I’m glad this feature has so far survived.

Now do the Paranormal Activity houses!

There have been murder Santas, but so far as I know this was the only heroic murder Santa.

I am so grateful right now that this wasn’t a slideshow

“deserve”

As much as I enjoy a good “make thing rated R” joke, none of these sound like something that would come from Snyder. I assume it would just be more graphic, slow-motion crushing of enemies.

(Beefcake The Mighty voice)

It went on a pure downward vector like Jaws, but that’s easier to do without a dead cat bounce when there’s only three movies. We’ll see how this one fares!

Finally some “Wears the same jacket since the 80's” representation!

I got a Tossed Salad notification for this?

“Christmas With The Devil” rules, shockingly convincing 70's-style proto-metal that somehow came out in 1992. (maybe it was an old recording?)

I’ve never really liked them, but I wearily hang a little “Maybe I’ll check out something other than the tired radio shit” on it because clearly they were a big influence on Warrell Dane.

“He’s the best roommate!” -Casey Affleck, after sexually harassing women right in front of him

I thought they picked like, “The American Fireman” or something like that.

She’ll never go too far for me. I dare her to try!

Can’t say I’m terribly surprised at this; decades ago, they were saying that they could retire one day and other people would carry on the whole KISS thing, keeping the money flowing. Alice Cooper said much the same thing. But it’s hard to imagine the novelty of such an enterprise paying off for long.