Yeah, I remember the theatrical experience being a little sketchy, but nothing we couldn’t smother with a pillow to get to our appreciation of the bitchin’ action. I do not think we could smother it if we had the scene with Portman doing a Marilyn Monroe.

I last watched the longer cut of this a few years ago, and it was cringe city. I don’t know if it was the cut, or just that I got older and saw the sketchiness thrown into ever more sharp relief, as everything I heard about Besson over the years piled up into a mountain of yecch.

I’m not a big fan of Warzone - it kinda looks like shit, and it has this goopy sentimentality all over it - but I’m surprised to see it and “what if auteurs” darling Hulk rank so low.

That’s the haircut you get when you ask for “the Crix”

Recommendations: Moonrocks

I’m here from the future to inform you that she has been cast as a dog. However, she is a very good dog.

It would appear that the “You can shave her head, but she’s gotta have legs up to here” rule still applies

For shame. We will have to die of Carl’s Jr. induced heart attacks twice for you.

I mostly loved this one. There’s a sentimental streak, but one it keeps undercutting. And it’s nice to see an MCU movie where the comedy actually landed. So much stone-cold audience silence during Shang-Chi and that last shitty Thor movie; everybody was really into this one.

Successfully? That movie ended with teases promising us more from the Ten Rings, and more from the Eternals, but didn’t promise jack shit for more Shang-Chi.

That might not be true, I don’t know where you live but there’s one in Regina, several in BC, and a bunch of them in Alberta.

I remember reading somebody describe him as “the homeless guy in Aerosmith”, which lmao

I know I harp on this a lot, but the more lingering praise I see lavished on dreck like Scream 6, the more baffled I get. I’ve never seen a horror series do so incredibly little to step outside of its own box five sequels in. Michael Myers was dealing with a cult, and we had a mask movie. We had a non-Jason Jason,…

I haven’t been able to sign into Kinja on mobile in about a year, I’m guessing. My one comment seemed very funny like, twelve hours ago.

Man, FUCK that fish.

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Just once I want to see one of these “canceled” people go back to school in middle age so they can get a real job, instead of continuing to work in very slightly less rockstar versions of the same positions in the same industry.

I would be delighted to read an interview with this bozo.

Barnacle Meat is gonna be the name of the hot new sea-shanty pirate metal band

It’s been pretty up-down this season, and I’m not crazy about this finale. So many capes with jetpacks, another badguy who needs his own Darth Vader style costume, taking the helmet-worshipping cult so goddamn seriously still, like they’re going to make a stupid wide ear-accommodating helmet for Grogu or something. Is…