Any time I see Wilford Brimley in something I have to ask myself, “Am I older now than Wilford Brimley is here?” and the answer is often yes.

“they’re good movies”, lmao

We tried one non-conservative party, once, in fifty years, and the average dipshit around here still thinks that one term ruined everything with lasting damage and we desperately have to do anything we must to ensure it never happens again.

I work with a dude who doesn’t like Avril Lavigne’s direction since she pivoted away from “punk” to play “rock and roll”. He actually said the “and”.

After seeing it...I do not think I’ve ever seen a slasher movie with this many characters with plot armour.

Eh, I can’t think of another slasher movie with this much plot armour.

Eh, these movies arguably have a convoluted cult every time.

It’s been a few years, but I remember the player being given a choice about Joel going back to save Ellie, and had the option to just leave and let her get carved up for the greater good. I chose to save Ellie, because obviously.

Currently forecasting record levels of chill. People will win, people will not win, and nobody’s going to freak out about it. Everybody’s gonna be like, “Not my pick, but good for them. And when you think about it, isn’t everybody a winner?”

I had fun with this. Modest high-concept adventure like we saw more of about twenty years ago.

Aliens.

Made me laugh, so that’s a good trailer.

Did everything this series was ever going to do, and did it all pretty well.

I’ve found the Scream sequels to be uniformly, consistently mid...you’re not wrong about the high floor and low ceiling. But this kind of praise is the same thing I was seeing all over the place about the last one, and the one before that. I’m not really expecting anything new or better here.

I’m glad Campbell got out. A slasher series focusing on a recurringly traumatized survivor instead of a consistent killer is an interesting take on the material, and the reliably mediocre Scream sequels have done their best to balance taking her trauma semi-seriously while still trying to be quippy fun machines…

That eyeball dude rules

I haven’t been this unclear on the point somebody was trying to make since the headline of this article.

I was led to understand that “nobody cares about your boner”?

Smile buttons?

Will not stand for this Psycho III slander, but I was glad to see Star Trek III on the best side