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It’s also kinda done? That’s part of the cost of telling a serialized story: part of what makes your ending count is it being the ending. These were not people who looked forward to their next adventure (except maybe Jake, who could look forward to being Tony Todd) - they got to enjoy having boring, stable jobs in

“It’s good this year, we promise!” is a pretty familiar refrain for Trek by this point

Look, all I want to do is kill Dobby. Can I kill Dobby in this game?

I’m not really a fan of these Sandler/Barrymore movies, but she has by a wide margin the best face in the world for being on the receiving end of a big romantic gesture.

nothing says “cash grab” like a re-edit of the 20-year-old brutal-rape movie nobody wants to see a second time

(clicks through 220 pages to find out)

look, I think we can all agree, Secret Six in general

not until the guy who punched out Marilyn Manson finds him 

Look, if we’d known in advance that a scandal of such breathtaking magnitude and world-shattering consequence would unfold I’m sure that would’ve been a much higher number.

Hey, I’m just glad to see that even people who hate this part are finally acknowledging that this all was a “maybe”. For ten years it’s usually been “That time when Pa Kent totally told Clark in no uncertain terms not to help people”

fucking hell, is that two fucking Ezras Miller in that fucking photo

Wild to see Gunn turn up in a Holliston episode; everybody on this show is like a trenches-level horror guy and here’s this one guest star who’s getting a call from Disney like, next week.

Cyborg’s been DC’s go-to black guy for what, forty years? He’s such a bad pick for that, but they just keep doing it.

conversely, being disappointed in Tim Allen is practically impossible

Yeah, I was never a MM fan but I admit that I enjoyed the way he flummoxed the tightey whiteys.

I know I watched that and the original Left Behind and had a firm opinion as to which one was more fun (i.e. more wack-ass) but I don’t remember which. They covered all the exact same ground, though.

I thought all this bible-thumping millennial apocalypse shit was out of favour, thought it was all bible-thumping drab dystopia where we’re all emotionless robots now.

When I saw The Outfit, which I liked, I felt like it was totally going to be cursed with this award.

I can’t come to full-hearted defense of second-tier hair metal, but it does warm that heart to see it get defended by somebody.

Distantly recall a late 90's Soldier Of Fortune (or some shit) magazine with the cover story “Hanoi Jane: The Case For Treason”, still pissed off after like 25  years.