I'm not being serious.

Fuck you.

He's the most mixed-up non-delinquent on the block!

But Ken Marino's hand gestures still survived the Rock 'n' Roller Coaster!

No I haven't!

Hannibal, MO, where you saw a guy eat his own head?

I've never been to Missouri.

Just don't get burned by the gypsies selling you one.

I could write for hours about how The Shining is equally more meaningful and fascinating with every viewing (there's just so, so much to unpack in it). But I won't.

Is that you, Andrew Johnson?

Really? Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

Hey, GoT is coming up on its last season…

"Man who does not watch current events shows does not watch current events show."

His non-white doppelganger is Frank and Charlie's landlord. It's uncanny.

Fuck it, yes, that's your answer to everything!

"In the last year, the star has braced himself for the end of the world in You, Me And The Apocalypse…"

Well, technically the OP was right. @Midnight is certainly "some damned thing."

Yeah, none of that takes away from his statement being a powerful one.

And keeping it 100, I guess I hadn’t counted on ‘The Unblackening’ happening to my time slot as well.

" " - many people