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Rhymes with Cryin' Bud
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Analingus: that's that vocabulary section on the SATs, right?

I'll check…you…out…

Zoe Saldana makes me feel funny.

Look at all that room for parking!

The Father of the Bride version of Kimberly Williams is one of my all-time biggest movie crushes.

Saturday Night Live

So long as there's a steady paycheck involved, he'll state anything they want.

Yet it makes all the sense in the world. And the underworld.

Before Teletubbies: Furry Fury

BUSH

I tried to Google Translate that. It didn't go well.

Now now, the "eight nights in a row" comment might've just been really anti-Hanukkah, therefore anti-Semetic.

No, that's Edwa.

Yeah? So you think black culture can be distilled down to a simple letter grade?

They tried for Olden's cheap, non-union equivalent, Olden Mononice.

"It's crazy because you still hear some ppl claiming Hollywood's diversity issue is about, "lack of talent" then you watch a project like this made up of predominantly black leads who absolutely blow the roof off of their performances and make it crystal clear lack of talent isn't the issue, lack of opportunity is…."

He goes by Ed for comedy, and Edward for drama.

From his teepee!

What a dumdum.