Nowhere near as trustworthy as Verizon's Senior VP of PeePee

One can argue he has.

Charlie Kelly never even gave her a chance.

Yeah but I doubt either of your short films had Michael B. Jordan.

I find it difficult to dismiss it, considering he was hand-picked to direct literally one of the only major studio movies centered on a black superhero.

"A thousand years of darkness - 0 stars!"
- Chuck Norris's review of Marvel's Black Panther

I'm just thinking of Scott McCloud's discussion about why comic book characters are drawn more simply and "cartoon-y" as opposed to meticulously realistically (from a worthwhile read, Understanding Comics).

"Feig movies are usually better than the trailers"

That scene in this movie actually lasts 2 hours and it's Barack and Michelle watching the movie in full, MST3K style.

Ugh, don't be an ignorant asshole.

"It gives you power - the most power of anybody in the world. YOU DON'T WANT THIS!"
"Uh…I kinda think I do!"

I thought of this reference while watching the last two seasons of House of Cards.

That's why I think it's a weirdly genius idea.

Men in Black Can't Jump

There goes my "Actually, he goes to (4')11(") joke."

Disqualified for the loose use of an absolute.

He was involved in 4 Oscar nominees/winners in 2015: Ex Machina, Star Wars, Brooklyn, The Revenant

Good place to plug "I'm Proud of You" by Tim Madigan, which is a great book about the author's friendship with Fred Rogers.

"The movie’s denial of the finite is so pronounced that when Paris attends her prom with a guy she’s barely talked to (Alex Wolff, brother of Nat and every bit the poor man’s version)"

I said it elsewhere on this board, but it's also kind of neat to know that his appearance in "Cheech & Chong's Next Movie" was technically as Pee-wee.