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I've always heard it as "bear," but the number of people who claim "bar" has always made me doubt it.

"What's that?"
"The new Captain America movie!"
"Is it heavy?"
"Yeah."
"Then it's expensive; put it back."

Hey, we don't know for certain he's a minority.

"the costumes should be cool first, make sense second"

"Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, the bear…it eats you."

Anybody see "Steve Jobs?" The computer doesn't actually have to be able to say "Hello," it just needs to appear that it says "Hello."

It's too bad there hasn't been a good superhero movie in the past year that looked visually pretty good (including a decidedly non-CGI costume) despite a low budget.

Although with 146 minutes, I think they can afford not to spring for the "24" version.

It wasn't about "the gays!"

Hey, he's never seen that movie, he doesn't know anything about it, he doesn't know D.W. Griffith, never met him, he needs to do his research and get back to you before he makes any judgments.

That made me laugh a lot harder than I thought it would. Excellent work.

Sugar cereal?

What kind of cheese?
Cottage.
Get the FUCK OUT!

Some food places I used to work at required giving out receipts or else customers could get their food for free. I think the guys at Big Receipt are behind it.

One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger.

Alfred

Kidz Bop once covered "Crawling" by Linkin Park.

That's true - without that scepter scene, this might not be the least bit believable.