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"…-cking 6300-dollar Stormtrooper suit!"

No.

"Shoot, we never focus grouped it…hold on, lemme reshoot the entire movie real quick!"
- not JJ Abrams

Of course I'm one of those people who can't stand lazy reboots and unnecessary sequels. But…

Brought to you by the letter i?

Right in the trailer he laments that nobody tucks their shirt in anymore. Shrug.

Mitch…

Honestly, I don't care where. In the most positive way.

Yeah, I've always found it weird that he's (IMO) hilarious on "The League," but in almost nothing else noteworthy.

I don't know, I actually like that goofy "get off my lawn" meme about Tetris, saying how there's no winning; dealing with falling bricks only got harder and harder until you died.

My question is, did they have to hire slave labor to lay all that brick?

Does this guy know how to party?!?

She hasn't been the same since she squeezed one out.

I was in middle school when I saw it in the theaters. I liked it a lot then. I saw it again recently; it didn't hold up.

"a botanist left for dead on Mars by his crew, who justifiably presumed he died after being struck by debris during a sandstorm. While Earth mourns his loss, Watney goes into survival mode, learning how to grow crops in the inhospitable soil and struggling to find a way to communicate with ground control"

Long Limp Cock?

Yeah, my mother-in-law hates John Hughes movies because of this running theme.

Yeah, I always thought about that. He has to write while everybody else gets to sit around and go home.

I've always thought: no fucking way Emilio Estevez and Ally Sheedy end up together. No fucking way.