Hopefully they can somehow relay Cole's SHOUTING INTO VISUAL FORM

Most of that was due to being raped by her father.

I just dropped in
To see what condition my original investment in your gambling addiction was in

By "more" you mean "orphaned infants' souls," right?

Cocker's own "She Came In Through the Bathroom Window" comes up a little short, but it gives it a run for its money.

Yeah, those 2 years were hell to Ford's derriere!

But it's what I want, goddammit!

Who are these people?

Frankenweenie (the new one, I haven't seen the original) is very good.

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Big Fish
Big Eyes

It's the Greatest Hits-ization of the world, man.

Honestly too, John Cusack's presence in a movie lampooning the '80s added a great layer of humor.

Nancy Reagan…that bitch is still alive! And in this case, "bitch" is a term of endearment.

Thanks a lot…I wasted 5 minutes combing Google image search for "julianne moore safe."

I think Moore's hotness and technology both advance at the same exponential rate.

Judges?

When Julianne Moore is 68 years old, will she be as hot as Susan Sarandon currently is at 68?

You know, all the way on the other side of the world it's only 364+ days!

The A.V. Club

Dr. Seuss?