"from a preschool teacher to a pre-med student"

Double negative, he looks exactly like him!

Somehow I don't think they would even notice. Something something Spinal Tap Stonehenge

How many months of pregnancy will Catherine have this time? Because it felt like she was pregnant for like 15 months last time.

"Joe Millionaire 2.0," now with more [slurp slurp] subtitles!

I'm just gonna use this opportunity to say that I recently "discovered" the Nerdist podcast and I love it.

You can't start a tab unless you order something!

ASS

Thank you Erik. I fucking hate the "SPORTS" crowd.

"Death at a Funeral" was hysterical.

Roger!

Of course Brie Larson is in it. She's in everything.

Awwww…the Denver BRON-cos?!?

He'll find another job quickly.

Well played.

Darth Bauls

You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by…wait…

God dammit now I want to see this movie

Star Wars Episode VII: Alderaanian Hustle

I'm gonna go home…and sleep with my wife!
- Han Solo