Whoaaaaa!

Star Wars Episode 7: The Strange Brew

"Well, sir, if you look at this letter from my colleague breezybubbles…"

Manger Babies!

Can I use you as a reference?

I always wished they'd expanded on Luke's reaction. He (rightfully) seemed SO pissed. "From a certain point of VIEW??!?!?"

Jiminy Ricketts!

See what I did there? I downvoted! It's funny!

Shhhhh

Emperor Vigo

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes." - Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda

I love Bomani Jones. So much. He's great.

JV Club. I like it.

I hope this movie incorporates old-timey baseball, calling it "The Ancient Sphere"

At the risk of not being cynical…Max von Sydow is going to be great in this movie, right? I was really impressed that they got him.

Oh god, "12 Years Agave" is genius

You see it's broke nigga racism, that's that "Don't touch anything in the store." And it's rich nigga racism, that's that "Come in, please buy more."

Always fade out in a montage…

It was basically a carbonated melted Slurpee.

Sprite recently shot up to the top my "favorite soda" list and I have no idea why. It's just awesome. Ginger ale is up there too.