Eh, "ratchet" has an adjustable meaning.

The ROYAL we!

It's funny you say that. I think it's my favorite line of that whole song.

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You're gonna hate it!

But it's got such great potential, honestly. There have been a few good ones. Whether or not you agree with it, Frank Turner's takedown of "Imagine" was very good IMO. And David Lynch's takedown of "It's A Small World" got appropriately weird and existential.

I got it: Scarface meets Mr. Chips. That's been untouched!

2 where?

I sincerely believe that since the '80s "Scarface" is itself a remake, that would inoculate a future remake from this criticism. Of course, unless it's just a total ripoff, then not so much.

Going that route, who do you think deserves the part most?

As in, "Scarface" is to the point of archetype now? I can buy into that.

"Is it dead?" saves the scene, IMO

Movies like "Scarface" shouldn't ever be remade, no matter how much time has gone by!

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It's Doggy Style Week

Honestly? Really interesting study.

Is that an Aaron Sorkin joke?

Mary Louise Parker has looked the same since "The Client" in 1994. That's a great thing.

Wait you want to fuck dudes?

Lift?
Flat?

Maybe it was GO BUCK YOURSELF?

*between episodes of every 5-episode filming day.