Sajak hams it up all the time, but he really is funny.

Demonstrate value
Open with large knife
Never tell anybody

Maybe even a…Super Busy lady?

Great, just repeat that 20 or so more times and you've got yourself an Oscar-winning movie!

I wouldn't mind if it was just him sitting silently on various household appliances every episode. They've covered the washing machine in the teasers.

16 or 35. No in between. Remarkable.

What about Morgan Freeman and Martin Lawrence? Or Tracy Morgan and Steve Martin and Morgan Freeman? Or…

I mean send it over. I'll shoot it right over to ya.

What's in the satchel?

Do you mind if I sit over here?

Mind if I do a G?

They should hire Ethan Coen and Etan Cohen to co-write a script. Deal with that, Murray.

…which was fuckin' awesome. That twist bummed me the fuck out. Near-total waste of a could-be-great Ben Kingsley character.

First time I've ever Ctrl+F'd "thwait," gotten a result, and it hasn't been Bobcat Goldthwait.

Damn, you beat me to saying nearly the exact same thing.

Why does this not look like how I pictured the book? Not that it necessarily has to, but this just doesn't seem to match up at all.

There's definitely a very slim chance it'll get made.

By the way, great article from Grantland's Rembert Browne on how "D2" made hockey a little bit more popular among Atlanta-area youth during the summer of 1994.

D3 is basically one giant Charlie adolescent mood swing.

It's pretty much pure nostalgia at this point. I was in the target audience and loved D2 especially, but I caught it on ABC Family a month ago and…well, it was pretty awful. Actually, I tweeted about how bad it was in retrospect and some tween girl who must have searched for "D2" responded back in anger.