That is the single best assessment I've ever heard.

Yeah, I didn't know how the whole motorboating the ass would've been that pleasurable for Marnie, but what do I know?! The most shocking part of the whole scene was that it wasn't Lena Dunham's ass.

Raccoon sketch is always, unequivocally better than any type of One Direction appearance.

I always had a certain feeling and reaction to songs and sounds like this, but never knew what it was called (or that it was a thing) until like last year. I just thought it was another example of me being a weirdo.

Yes! "International Bart Simpson cosplay sensation Miley Cyrus" is the best line I've seen all day!

I feel that it's a great thing to have both of these women discussing these issues in a public forum, but it's totally unnecessary not to mention detrimental, to pit them against each other in some sort of "I'm more feminist than you" qualifications thing.

I gotta admit I'm pretty upset by the fact that: IsArianaGrandeABaby.truthers.gov is not a real website. Conspiracy?!

This is pretty much the best thing I've read all day (while wasting time at work).

This makes me want to go to church today, and punch the congregation in the head.

This kinda makes me wanna get boobs (or at least learn how to control my pectoral muscles like that)

I would buy the shit outta a Tilda Swinton Life Coach DVD set.

I love this so much. Smashing the patriarchy from the inside out.

This lament is my favorite:

That gif just fucked up my whole world.

Making excuses for well-liked heterosexual males when they commit sexual crimes is getting to be a despicable habit in america.

I wonder if Nancy Gibbs considered using the word "Moron", or perhaps "Editor".

My fantasy election pick for 2016.

I really like the fact that she looks like she's having fun and enjoying herself. She doesn't have that fake, sultry, just-had-an-orgasm face. Well done. I can see why straight dudebros are so into her.

It's so awesome that our secret gay agenda is working. It took years for one of our own to rise to power in the upper echelon of the Vatican, and now we've reached the pinnacle. Get ready for mandatory gay marriages Catholics! BWAA HAA HAAA!!!!

I'm going to share this all over the godsdamn internet now. Thank you.