You had a 50/50 chance of getting this right without even trying and totally screwed the pooch.

We gotta listen to Olbermann on this. No one knows more about getting fired for being a dick.

Too bad about the assholes in front, because the one in the back is actually pretty good.

Great job, sir. God damn.

Would you say she is channeling Donald Sterling?

Donald Sterling is at this point synonymous with "racist shitbag." It outpaces by a wide margin any other opinions he might hold to the point that those other opinions might as well not even exist. I have a hard time believing that you don't understand how the majority of readers would click on this headline expecting…

Surely, you can't be serious?

Easy, Tom. He's right on this one. You could have picked from a slew of other, non-racist owners/conference commissioners/ADs who have trotted out the same, tired argument to make your point, but picking Sterling in The Age Of Sterling is calculated. Sterling = Racist. Racists = clicks. Clicks = bidness. Embrace…

Sorry, Tom, but that headline is nothing but clickbait material, as pretty much everyone who sees that headline will expect to hear the AD saying something racist. He's really not even saying anything that controversial. He's right that they are giving the athletes something (though he curiously leaves out the whole…

So that's what happened to Tate Forcier.

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Ether.

As you can tell from the attribution and elementary punctuation, that is a quote from a source. You'll know when I'm talking about Tottenham because I will tag the article "LOLSPURS" and preface every team reference with terms "sixth-place," and/or "forever in our shadow." But keep on trolling, baby.

As Germany should know, the US doesn't let a little water stop them from advancing.

Of course there are mens' warehouses. That's just what they call the easily-expendable laborers' living areas.

You can tell this was written before Spain-Netherlands, since we already got our bloodbath.