brianfuckler
Brian Fuckler
brianfuckler

"Small Pocket" teams.

From the market? Shame on you. Next time:

Based on how he was raised, I'm surprised Hunter didn't slap the umpire back. His parents instilled the importance of an "i for an i".

21 Lump Meat

Umpire: Oh, what's this on your neck?

Jesus, he's lucky they didn't crucify him for this.

You're right, but only because being an atheist is a defensible position.

I don't want to do the math, but somewhere around there.

To be fair, the evolutionary biologists I know don't know fuck all about basketball.

Wednesday's episode of the Colbert Report, a satirical television program in which Stephen Colbert satirically plays

Sorry folks, Astroworld has been closed since 2005. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Arizona - still the shittiest state.

Kate: Wolf!
Groggy roommate: Where?
Kate: No, just a regular one I think.

Only the most rabid fans turn out for spring-training workouts.

It's amazing how childish these 'big-time donors' can be. I guess that's why they get booster seats.

Go die in a fire. Gauc 4 lyfe!