brianfuckler
Brian Fuckler
brianfuckler

No kidding. Volkswagen should tell Audi to fuck off and start making their own switchgear.

I don’t understand. If you’re so illiterate as to not be able read and comprehend the article, how were you able to type all of what you wrote?

I didn’t read this because it seems like way to many words to say “no.”

Hail Boognish!

I had a cousin that got sucked into selling essential oils through an MLM. My wife, who occasionally buys oils for her bath, made the mistake of trying to be polite and saying she might be interested in going to a party. My cousin, who neither of us are close to or particularly like, began hounding my wife through

Gen X is Boomer Jr.

All I’m hearing is a bunch of old guys at the end of their careers upset that the industry has changed around them. It’s like carriage makers at the turn of the century yelling that cars aren’t really transportation because they lack the elegance and sophistication of a horse drawn buggy.

Same for me. I had a 2010 with the sticky dash issue and a busted seat bracket and both were replaced at no cost to me with no questions asked.

As others have said, don’t use electric sharpeners on good knives, it takes off way too much material imprecisely and ruins them. If you are serious about knife upkeep, you should either invest whetstones and practice on some cheap knives or buy a good sharpening system. I say invest because whetstones and decent

As others have said, don’t use electric sharpeners on good knives, it takes off way too much material imprecisely

You can see a Lun class on the shore of the Caspian Sea on Google earth!

You nailed it. When you live in Austin the question “is it worth it” comes up a lot because everyone has heard Franklin is the best, it has a mythical status. I tell people that you could go to La Barbecue, Micklethwait, Kerlin’s, or a number of other place and have comparable brisket on any given day, but people wait

I remember KFC coleslaw as being sweet, which I do not like. Good coleslaw isn’t that hard to make, but the trick is you have to salt and drain the cabbage and carrot before you prepare the slaw.

Thank you. A bunch of idiots who loved Bill Simmons in 2005 have been parroting this take for the last 15 years and it’s seems even more stupid now than it did then. He created the expectations that got him fired at Texas, and now all of those entitled fans are really second guessing firing the most successful coach

This was sent to me by a friend earlier this week.

Dear Salty Waitress,

Sam sounds like a self important prick.

This is awful. Like a back of the catalogue fiberglass body kit.

To a certain extent, more housing supply means all property will be more affordable, or at least stop appreciating at a breakneck pace. As it stands now, you really can’t live anywhere close to central Austin (and I use that term broadly) for anything less than $350-400k.  Austin is dealing with a battle over zoning

The segregation in Austin is no longer overtly planned, and the original line of demarcation is being moved by another major problem: gentrification. Because there is a housing shortage, traditionally PoC neighborhoods in East Austin are being bought up more affluent people who are, more often than not, white. Just

Yeah, that bomber hate crime narrative doesn’t really hold up: